I'm not a huge shopper by nature. Not anything like Lisa and I really hate obnoxious crowds and stupid traffic, but I LOVE Black Friday.
Why?! I'll tell you . . .
Not everyday do you make random friends everywhere you go and get to experience this . . .
ONE
Lisa and I were in a 3 hour line at Target and made pretty good friends with the sisters behind us. Lisa went and gathered gloves for everyone to choose from, I hunted down a cart for all of us. A cart that I had to follow someone out to their car to get. A cart that I had to be apprehended (kind of, but not really) by security when I walked out with my cart friend with a movie in a purse . . . it was too hard to hold for that long. Lisa and I were pretty much pulling all the weight in the new found friendship though, until . . .
Adele, our close new friend and Target employee, offer us a free move to the front of the customer service line if we would open a Target debit or credit card. Not interested in a credit card we all searched for a check or deposit slip with proof of our account number. Our new friend had one, but needed all of her "sisters" to move to the front with her and pay separately. Adele was on board and off we 4 sisters went . . .
To the FRONT of the line, void of any wait. We all promised to "do it again next" and departed from our never to be seen again sisters!
TWO
Plus . . . where are you ever going to see something like this at midnight and find it hilarious especially when you're standing in line behind it for an hour (on our second trip to Walmart)
Pictures won't even do it justice. But that is a basket FULL of lettuce, cilantro, broccoli, and half and half. We decided they had to own a restaurant, but couldn't figure out what you would make with all that and why in the world you would buy it on Black Friday.
THREE
And don't worry we made a SECOND trip to Target that night, but this time we were smart. We got our fire pits, walked straight to customer service like we (and Adele) owned the place, purchased and left.
FOUR
Ran into some good, old friends
FIVE
I ended up with a . . .
TV (I'm not sure I needed, but wanted the option)
a fire pit (I envision long family discussions around it while roasting marsh mellows)
all 3 seasons of Arrested Development (will NEVER regret)
Ernst goes to camp/jail/work (babysitting nights - 3 nights for $5 . . . try and beat that)
loads on new Rubbermaid
and some not to be named Christmas stuff.
Not my best year, but not a bad year.
Ansen rocked it too the next morning with a generator, work shirts and helped Addison buy her much anticipated and worked for i-touch on sale (she was still sick).


















































